Guitar-strumming stand up comedian
wrecks his own guitar 
Sure, it's a terribly difficult job (just ask
Penn Jillette (!), so when (not if) the time comes, you of course will have to insult them, but the real question is when all is said and done, will they respond "That was uncalled for"(*cough*Kramer!*cough*)? Or "That was unnecessary"? :-\
