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Offline Thorin

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"I am your GameMaster"
« on: November 07, 2007, 09:20:37 AM »


In case it's not readable, it says:

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It's true.

I'm an evil, twisted, sadistic genius with delusions of grandeur.  I kill without reason or warning.  I set impossible goals, and then raise impenetrable barriers to the advancement of any who dare to challenge my supreme authority.  I change the rules to suit my every whim.  The only thing I can be relied upon to do is ensure that no one has a fair chance.  I am no mere tin-plated dictator; even the Laws of Physics cannot deter me.  My godlike powers are without limit, and I use them freely and capriciously.  Your abject surrender and worshipful adulation will not save you from my wrath...  forever.  It is futile to appeal to my better nature, for I have none.  I will not keep your secrets, I will not try to soften the blows of misfortune, and I will never fail to heap insult upon injury.  Your doom has been sealed:

I am your Game Master.
Prayin' for a 20!

Offline Melbosa

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Re: "I am your GameMaster"
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2007, 09:25:01 AM »
LOL Nice
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Re: "I am your GameMaster"
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2007, 09:31:59 AM »
Reminds me of my old sig...

"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
~Zap Brannigan