Witchaloks Preview

[Lazybones]

http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/drfe/20090401

Penny Arcade and Wizards combine.

[Tom]

Damn, you beat me to it. Shoot. Great news though!

[Thorin]

I really really hope the Witchaloks are an April Fool's joke.  I started reading the writeup, and once it started talking about stepping out of your Lamborghini, I thought, "Dear lord!  That better not be a real class!  It'll get its ass kicked by a proper min-maxed build!"

[Mr. Analog]

Facepalm

[Lazybones]

i think this is a big limit on the class

Implements
witchaloks rely exclusively on witchalok Blades to
focus their brutal, otherworldly will. Thrumming with
malevolent purpose, these blades allow full access to
the infinite folds of the witchweave. Unfortunately, the
secrets of their creation are lost to time. Only one pair
of witchalok Blades exists, and all witchaloks must
share them.