LOLWUT?
That was some... interesting prose
The "internet" one is something that sums up what it feels like some days.
And the "Euro" one really only makes sense* to anyone who has played Pot Limit Omaha, especially when stacks are deep ("pot. repot. repot. repot. repot. repot-allin" would be like an unbelievably huge # of big blinds in your stack -- 700 or so I think -- so that was satire I presume.)
*both of these, of course, are way less funny if you don't have most of the the actual dialog from "Rounders" itself memorized.
