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Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« on: June 25, 2010, 01:09:55 AM »
Just when I thought "Marmaduke" was sinking to the lowest point of pointless film "adaptations"...

http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2010/06/24/is-wolfgang-peterson-stepping-into-the-arena-for-a-rock-em-sock-em-robots-adaptation/

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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2010, 07:05:50 AM »
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!

I mad this as a joke ages ago on Slashdot.

PLEASE do not BLAME ME

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2010, 08:57:02 AM »
Wimmer's involved apparently, so maybe there'll be some gunkata?
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2010, 10:13:38 AM »
Uhh...

I am dismayed that they would think to make a Rock Em Sock Em Robots movie.  I'm even more dismayed to read that there is already a robot-boxing movie in the works that RESER would compete with, called Real Steel!
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2010, 10:01:58 AM »
Uhh...

I am dismayed that they would think to make a Rock Em Sock Em Robots movie.  I'm even more dismayed to read that there is already a robot-boxing movie in the works that RESER would compete with, called Real Steel!

And no sequel to Robot Jox? This is a travesty!
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2010, 05:43:38 PM »
So should we be glad they aren't just more remakes? What next? Slinky the movie? How about light bright?


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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2011, 04:14:28 PM »
Just when I thought "Marmaduke" was sinking to the lowest point of pointless film "adaptations"...

http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2010/06/24/is-wolfgang-peterson-stepping-into-the-arena-for-a-rock-em-sock-em-robots-adaptation/




...I guess "Real Steel" actually IS* the Rockemsockem movie... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0433035/

sure makes me think of a certain cartoon episode...





* or is it? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0433035/board/nest/40454238 ("good" news: more childhood/board games coming to the Big Screen soon...)
« Last Edit: January 24, 2011, 04:23:01 PM by Darren Dirt »
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2011, 05:36:36 PM »
... I cannot even BEGIN to fathom what properties will be raped next...


Though it begs the question: When you've made a film out of every crappy TV series / cartoon / game / sex position / occupation / biographies / etc will producers start making original works again??
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2011, 02:17:28 AM »
... I cannot even BEGIN to fathom what properties will be raped next...


Though it begs the question: When you've made a film out of every crappy TV series / cartoon / game / sex position / occupation / biographies / etc will producers start making original works again??

-wuh? go on...
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2011, 06:10:57 AM »
... I cannot even BEGIN to fathom what properties will be raped next...


Though it begs the question: When you've made a film out of every crappy TV series / cartoon / game / sex position / occupation / biographies / etc will producers start making original works again??

-wuh? go on...


LOL c'mon, The Missionary, Deep Throat.... hahaha!
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2011, 09:57:20 AM »
sounds like it's not terribad as the premise would lead you to expect. Cuz it doesn't take itself seriously! (whew)
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/movies/2011/10/real_steel_reviewed_robot_boxing_and_the_alienation_of_labor_.html


and an IMDB'er even starts his review with "A Spielbergian movie with a lot of heart" :blink:
http://www.imdb.com/user/ur3168214/comments



essentially an emotion-driven sports/underdog story, like Rocky meets AI/Blade Runner maybe?
http://moviesblog.mtv.com/tag/real-steel
« Last Edit: October 07, 2011, 10:18:41 AM by Darren Dirt »
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2011, 11:54:37 AM »


...I don't know why but I have this urge to watch Citizen Kane tonight and weep
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2011, 01:24:48 PM »
...I don't know why but I have this urge to watch Citizen Kane tonight and weep

...hey now, watch yourself! It's really not that bad of a movie, sure it hasn't aged as well as Blade Runner or Dr. Strangelove, but it's still a decent story...
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2011, 01:36:05 PM »
Call me a ... one of those things... you know? Ugh, what's the word...
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2011, 01:59:43 PM »
Call me a ... one of those things... you know? Ugh, what's the word...

fan?

no...

skeptic?

no, that's not it...

cab?

nope, hold on...
« Last Edit: October 07, 2011, 02:53:39 PM by Darren Dirt »
DEEP: "Don't judge the world from it's people. Don't judge my hands from my gloves." -GS http://goo.gl/RaEEG http://goo.gl/j5IMn


"The secret to happiness is finding something you love and doing it well, and then being recognized for."
- George Carlin (http://bit.ly/aUchTX)

"Be so good they can't ignore you."
- Steve Martin (http://www.charlierose.com/view/interview/8831)