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Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« on: June 25, 2010, 01:09:55 AM »
Just when I thought "Marmaduke" was sinking to the lowest point of pointless film "adaptations"...

http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2010/06/24/is-wolfgang-peterson-stepping-into-the-arena-for-a-rock-em-sock-em-robots-adaptation/

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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2010, 07:05:50 AM »
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!

I mad this as a joke ages ago on Slashdot.

PLEASE do not BLAME ME

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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2010, 08:57:02 AM »
Wimmer's involved apparently, so maybe there'll be some gunkata?
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2010, 10:13:38 AM »
Uhh...

I am dismayed that they would think to make a Rock Em Sock Em Robots movie.  I'm even more dismayed to read that there is already a robot-boxing movie in the works that RESER would compete with, called Real Steel!
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2010, 10:01:58 AM »
Uhh...

I am dismayed that they would think to make a Rock Em Sock Em Robots movie.  I'm even more dismayed to read that there is already a robot-boxing movie in the works that RESER would compete with, called Real Steel!

And no sequel to Robot Jox? This is a travesty!
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2010, 05:43:38 PM »
So should we be glad they aren't just more remakes? What next? Slinky the movie? How about light bright?


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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2011, 04:14:28 PM »
Just when I thought "Marmaduke" was sinking to the lowest point of pointless film "adaptations"...

http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2010/06/24/is-wolfgang-peterson-stepping-into-the-arena-for-a-rock-em-sock-em-robots-adaptation/




...I guess "Real Steel" actually IS* the Rockemsockem movie... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0433035/

sure makes me think of a certain cartoon episode...





* or is it? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0433035/board/nest/40454238 ("good" news: more childhood/board games coming to the Big Screen soon...)
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2011, 05:36:36 PM »
... I cannot even BEGIN to fathom what properties will be raped next...


Though it begs the question: When you've made a film out of every crappy TV series / cartoon / game / sex position / occupation / biographies / etc will producers start making original works again??
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2011, 02:17:28 AM »
... I cannot even BEGIN to fathom what properties will be raped next...


Though it begs the question: When you've made a film out of every crappy TV series / cartoon / game / sex position / occupation / biographies / etc will producers start making original works again??

-wuh? go on...
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2011, 06:10:57 AM »
... I cannot even BEGIN to fathom what properties will be raped next...


Though it begs the question: When you've made a film out of every crappy TV series / cartoon / game / sex position / occupation / biographies / etc will producers start making original works again??

-wuh? go on...


LOL c'mon, The Missionary, Deep Throat.... hahaha!
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2011, 09:57:20 AM »
sounds like it's not terribad as the premise would lead you to expect. Cuz it doesn't take itself seriously! (whew)
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/movies/2011/10/real_steel_reviewed_robot_boxing_and_the_alienation_of_labor_.html


and an IMDB'er even starts his review with "A Spielbergian movie with a lot of heart" :blink:
http://www.imdb.com/user/ur3168214/comments



essentially an emotion-driven sports/underdog story, like Rocky meets AI/Blade Runner maybe?
http://moviesblog.mtv.com/tag/real-steel
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2011, 11:54:37 AM »


...I don't know why but I have this urge to watch Citizen Kane tonight and weep
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2011, 01:24:48 PM »
...I don't know why but I have this urge to watch Citizen Kane tonight and weep

...hey now, watch yourself! It's really not that bad of a movie, sure it hasn't aged as well as Blade Runner or Dr. Strangelove, but it's still a decent story...
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2011, 01:36:05 PM »
Call me a ... one of those things... you know? Ugh, what's the word...
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2011, 01:59:43 PM »
Call me a ... one of those things... you know? Ugh, what's the word...

fan?

no...

skeptic?

no, that's not it...

cab?

nope, hold on...
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2011, 02:03:40 PM »
The thing with two paramedics, you know, a... it'll come to me...
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2011, 02:53:17 PM »
hey now, forget all that, I just noticed you're bleeding!



btw, on-topic: Real Steel NOT inspired by Rockem Sockem Robuts! <-- a short story by Richard Matheson, used in an old Twilight Zone ep.

(and btw Matheson LIKES it! http://movies.ign.com/articles/119/1198602p1.html )


( better, more emotion-stirring, than Contagion!? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0433035/board/nest/189410039#189417446 )
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2011, 09:38:23 PM »
Go. See. This. Movie.

(not joking. It really is good. Not Plan9 kind of 'good' either. And surprisingly no Wolverine references!)
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2011, 08:55:59 AM »
You're one of THEM now

lol
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2011, 09:22:13 AM »
I left the theatre feeling energized and joy-filled, throughout the film I enjoyed the ride, laughed out loud more than a few times, almost cried at least once, and a couple of times felt like standing up and cheering out loud along with the crowd on screen. So that's why I say it is a good movie.

I'm not saying it's [-- what was that movie called? Oh yeah --] Citizen Kane. (But maybe it's Citizen Kane mixed with ROCKY!)


I judge a movie by the "potential experience" for a film of that particular genre, i.e. "what were the film-makers going for -- did they succeed?" Here I feel they definitely exceeded my expectation for "this type of movie".

Heck, back when it first was talked about, we all thought it was rockem-sockem on the Big Screen (and mocked the idea), but nope it was partially inspired by a Richard Matheson short story "Steel", and the finished product had a very decent (and attention-keeping) plot and character development along the way (and the kid who plays the 11-year old son Max was amazingly talented right from his very first appearance and spoken line!) and there were very few moments where eye-rolling was induced.

cliffs: I was happily surprised that this movie wasn't at all what I expected when I first heard of it. But it also stood "on its own" (not just contrasted with low expectations).
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2011, 09:34:23 AM »
lol just pokin' ya grumpy bear
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2011, 09:37:03 AM »
btw clarification:
...I guess "Real Steel" actually IS* the Rockemsockem movie... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0433035/



* or is it? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0433035/board/nest/40454238 ("good" news: more childhood/board games coming to the Big Screen soon...)

for the record, the Rockemsockem movie was the OTHER one (with the Wolfgang/Wimmer rumours).



and I know you're only ribbing bro -- I posted "this is movie is good, go see it" because I really did feel that good after leaving the theatre (saw it with my son, he loved it too). The fight scenes were eally good too, but not surprising: http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2011/08/23/real-steel-sugar-ray-leonard/
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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #22 on: November 16, 2011, 09:54:49 AM »
Hehe, y'know now I have this urge to watch Rocky again...
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« Reply #23 on: November 23, 2011, 05:31:08 PM »
Hehe, y'know now I have this urge to watch Rocky again...

RS is seriously a good, fun movie ... don't let College Humor dissuade you :)



in other childhood-destroying news...

like, gag me with a spoon (or whatever 1970s phrase applies) "...and starring Twilight's Taylor Lautner as Stretch Armstrong..."

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Re: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robut Movie? SRSLY?
« Reply #24 on: November 23, 2011, 08:39:31 PM »
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
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« Reply #25 on: November 23, 2011, 11:52:02 PM »
DEEP: "Don't judge the world from it's people. Don't judge my hands from my gloves." -GS http://goo.gl/RaEEG http://goo.gl/j5IMn


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« Reply #26 on: November 24, 2011, 06:11:20 AM »
EEGAH!
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« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2012, 04:54:42 PM »
in other childhood-destroying news...

like, gag me with a spoon (or whatever 1970s phrase applies) "...and starring Twilight's Taylor Lautner as Stretch Armstrong..."

"whew" http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/01/the-most-devastating-taylor-lautner-news-youll-read-all-year

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« Reply #28 on: February 02, 2012, 05:01:42 PM »
And the MPAA insists that PIRACY is killing the film industry...
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